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5000 USDA Approved Bullies
Thursday, August 25, 2005 
Terry
Gone by noon today? But it's 11:59... how did you miss this news? You are certain that had He Who One-Clicks known about the 5000 bullies, he would at least have purchased you 3000 or 4000 of them.You wish you had better access to email and the internet. If you did, Deliverer of Unknown Packages would deliver only Known Packages, full of Bullies, Chews, Tennis Balls, Black Rubber Bouncing Things, and Packages of Hot Dogs.
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At September 06, 2005 12:20 AM, Belinda said “You mean, as in Bully Stix? Those delectable, dried bovine pizzles? Paroxysms of joy, that's what we have here when the bullystix come out. Oh, oh, oh.....5,000? Is there such a world?
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