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Relaxing Dogs? K9 Kalmer Says it Can
Thursday, August 18, 2005 
Terry
You are not sure the utility of such a gadget. Calmer? What is the purpose of calmer? Why would they want “calmer” in the first place? What is calmer? How is calmer preferable to “not calmer?” What is “not calmer?” and could somebody remind you what it was you were talking about again? Is that the UPS truck outside? Is that the Deliverer of Unknowable Packages? Is that a package? Is it a bomb? Will it put your household in danger? Put it down put it down put it down we need to check it to smell it to smell the UPS driver to bark and make the UPS driver aware of the danger to him if he should bring explosive or otherwise harmful objects into your home and the home of your family. Do not do that, UPS driver. Do not be dangerous. Now go. Get back into the truck. Leave. Please. Before... before... you would like a biscuit... is there a biscuit somewhere?
—Sadie
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