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Don't Eat Your Leash ⋰ A Cautionary Tale from Sula and Ken Foster
Monday, October 24, 2005 
Terry
Dog Culture: Writers on the Character of Canines by The Lyons Press
ken foster: A Neville returns...but still no butter: Meanwhile, Sula ate three feet of leash the other night, right next to me in bed as I slept. She seemed fine though. Elated in fact. Then last night, around 4am, she started throwing it all up.In fact, if you are even part Labrador, you may make this your mantra: Do not eat that which is not for eating... Do not eat that which has not been offered to eat... Do not eat that which does not come from the bag of food in the Room Where they Keep Your Food. Repeat as often as necessary. Maybe more often. You will likely forget.
What? Walk? Play? You are ready. Ready to go.
—Pretzel the Labherd (Lab-Shepherd)
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